Geraldo Versus Bill, and A Moron Named Cho

So whats worse, 2 scumbag spin journalists fighting over illegal immigrants on TV; or an obvoiously deranged 23 year old (who should've been in in-patient therapy) who buys 2 weapons and kills 32 people on a college campus? In Toxie's opinion they're both part of the problem.

Lets start with Geraldo, (shown below at his induction into the Taliban) who is a failed tele-journalist, that looks for any oppurtunity to ham it up in front of the camera. While I do respect his early work on Willowbrook reform, since he has become the patron saint of Trash TV. Anyone who thinks I'm being too harsh just think back to Al Capone's Vaults, or what about his talk show's Satanism special? Here's a quote:

In 1987, he hosted the first of a series of prime time special reports dealing with an alleged epidemic of Satanic ritual abuse. He stated:
Estimates are that there are over 1 million Satanists in this country ... The majority of them are linked in a highly organized, very secretive network. From small towns to large cities, they have attracted police and FBI attention to their Satanic sexual child abuse, child pornography and grisly Satanic murders. The odds are that this is happening in your town.

Okay Senor' Loco, glad you're on top of identifying this impending Satanism problem. Too bad that Neo-Nazi skinhead didn't knock some sense back into your head with a chair.

Moving on to our next pillar of moral integrity, meet Bill O'Reilly (seen below on vacation in the Carribean).

He rambles rants and raves about no-spin, and moral responsibility, yet he makes a live-to-tape news program (so producers can edit guest interviews), and in 2004, settled 2 sexual harrassment cases out of court. He's just as vile as Senor Rivera, just the flip side of the trash coin. Look at the company he's proud to keep, the Nazi Viper Lady herself, Ann Coulter.

Finally, I'll waste as little time as possible on Seung-Hui Cho, a weak, pathetic individual who cannot accept his own social awkwardness, so he decides to blame everyone else.

Sad thing is so many teens and twenty-somes experience the loneliness and need to fit in that this "sissy" felt. Most people don't go after un-armed combatants and call themselves a revolutionary. See if this idiot spent less time watching Park Chan-wook (Oldboy) and Matrix movies, and more time embracing the teachings of other South-Asians like Long Duk Dong, maybe he wouldn't have felt so alone.

I mean The Donger had a hard time fitting in, but with the help of alot of Old Style beer and grandpa's car, he got a "new-style American girlfriend" and even grabbed Jake Ryan's scrotum.

On top of all that this guy's writing is terrible, even for an English major. I read his 2 plays, Richard McBeef and Mr. Brownstone, and they're as entertaining as a mongoloid transvestite. Just read below what his own professors said:

Edward Falco, a playwriting professor at Virginia Tech, has acknowledged that Cho wrote both plays in his class. The plays are less than 12 pages long and have several grammatical and typographical errors. Falco believed that Cho was drawn to writing because of his difficulty communicating orally. Falco said of the plays, "They're not good writing, but at least they are a form of communication."
Another professor who taught Cho characterized his work as "very adolescent" and "silly", with attempts at "slapstick comedy" and "elements of violence."







In the end, if it was so bad Cho, you should have just aced yourself. This didn't make you a tough guy or a hero, just a pathetic footnote in history.


Geraldo, Bill, and Cho. How do these 3 morons fit together?



1.) They all think they are more important in the grand scheme than they really are, and that makes them dangerous.

2.) Which is worse than the other? In terms of loss-of-life Cho, but verbally the other 2 are every bit as poisonous to social conscience.

3.) What do we do about them? Rise up in the cafeterias and stab them with your plastic forks!! No, really thats the hard thing to answer. People can start by turning them off, turn off the O'Reilly Factor, turn off Rivera at Large, turn off news broadcasts showing the stupid clips from this lunatics ravings. These people want you to look at them!! Oh yeah, to anyone who ever needs a friend....