I WOULD RATHER GOUGE MY EYES OUT WITH A SAND-PAPER COVERED SPOON THAN WATCH ANOTHER EPISODE OF ABC'S PRIVATE PRACTICE

Apparently, alot of people watch the hard-hitting medical drama Grey's Anatomy (really it's a soft-core soap opera porn for women). Recently it spun off another show (unholy abomination) known as Private Practice. Bored as usual, I decided to give this piece of monkey spunk an objective viewing. After watching it, I'm left with one feeling only...best described medically as a feverish, vommitting sensation accompanied by severe spastic colon. Don't get me wrong, Dr. Addison (Kate Walsh) is one hot piece of tail

(I'd definitely let her "practice" with my "privates"), but other than her the cast is made up of wooden B-actors walking through a script not fit for a Lifetime movie of The Week. Starring alongside her "fineness", are Taye Diggs, from How Stella Got Her Groove Back.

Tim Daly, otherwise known as the "not-so-funny" guy from Wings. That was the show where a bunch of drunks sat around a bar and complained. I think he was a postman or something.

There's also some ugly chick who played like Judge Judy or something on CBS. and there's some bald, italian guy who might have played Guido The Killer Pimp in Risky Business.

So you ask: What is the plot of this show? I still don't know! Hot chick goes thru mid-life crisis, kisses some faggotty dude, drinks some Starbucks, talks about sex with some cackling hens, dances in front of a mirror, delivers a baby...yada, yada, yada. That's about all I could piece together. In fact, this show should carry a SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Prolonged viewing of Private Practice may cause an increase in Estrogen levels, Man-Boobs, Ascended Testicles, Growth of a Sensitive Pony-Tail, or a Mangina. Stick this turd where it belongs in the toilet.