Max Wright - Father, Actor, Pervert

Meet Max Wright, star of award-winning movies such as All That Jazz,

popular family sitcoms, such as ALF,

Beloved family man,

and, most importantly, crack addict with a taste for unprotected sex with homeless men that makes Bumfights look tame.

As seen below, in sickening detail, our good friends at the National Enquirer (scumbag dirtrag) have pics and the whole story on Max's charitable work with the poor.

Here's the basic story. Closeted Hollywood star's (refer to our March 17 "Male Queens of the Silver Screen" story for more) wife (Linda) grows tired of being a "beard" (somebody explain this concept to Liza Minelli)

and kicks said deviant (Max) out to live with his gay lover (the guy who got paid for giving this story and pictures to the Enquirer). To put the worries of what his maritial problems are doing to his children (Ben and Daisy)

Ben Wright studying hard at college

Daisy Wright optimistic about her future

Max does what any caring father would, and
turns to smoking copious amounts of crack and
unprotected intercourse with homeless men. Now

don't get me wrong, Max at least paid these men

($100.00) for their time and fed them (Crack and

penis). All of us could learn from Max's bravery, in

reaching out (erectly) to the homeless. After all,

Hollywood can be a rough place. Just look at this

picture of what ALF (a.k.a. Gordon Schumway) has

been doing since his TV days of fame.