Male Queens of the Silver Screen

We're dedicating this post to male hollywood stars who refuse to come out of the closet. These individuals think they've fooled the general public, and even in some cases have sham relationships (beards). Let's start with mister "ain't it cool" himself John Travolta.

For years, gay rumors have swirled about Travolta. But the actor has repeatedly denied them.
The talk was squelched when he married actress Kelly Preston (Fag Hag) in 1991 and they had a son, Jett, two years later. Preston, 38, gave birth to their second child, daughter Ella, in 2000. There have been several unsubstantiated reports in news rags (Globe, Enquirer,Sun), but in this case a picture is worth a million words.

To the left is John checking the toncils of an unidentified male friend as they get ready to board John's private jet (named "Greased Lightning") and join the "Mile-High Club." When asked to comment on this, John's lawyer Jay Lavely (bottom-feeding slime) simply says, "Anyone who knows John knows it is customary of him to greet his close friends (male lovers) with a kiss." Between that, and his latest choice of playing a drag queen on Broadway in Hairspray,

John seems like he's a love tryst away from coming out and letting the general public know about his love of Perrier, Cher's music, the TV show Queer As Folk, and his vast collection of Joan Crawford and Jim Nabors memorobilia.

Next, let's move on to Travolta's scientology buddy, Tom Cruise.

Let's look at the litigation Tom has started to keep these secrets "in the closet."

The Daily Express newspaper — During his marriage to actress Nicole Kidman, the couple endured public speculation about their sex life and rumors that Cruise was gay. In 1998, he sued a British tabloid that alleged that the marriage was a sham designed to cover up his homosexuality.

David Ehrenstein - Tom Cruise's lawyers threaten to sue Ehrenstein for his book titled "Open Secret: Gay Hollywood 1928-1998", that discussed Cruise's appeal to both men and women.

Chad Slater — In May 2001 he filed a lawsuit against gay porn actor Chad Slater (aka Kyle Bradford). Slater had allegedly told the celebrity magazine Actustar that he had engaged in an affair with Cruise. Both Slater and Cruise denied this, and in August 2001 Slater was ordered to pay $10 million to Cruise in damages.

Michael Davis — He also sued Michael Davis, a magazine publisher, who alleged but never confirmed that he had photographs that would prove Tom Cruise was homosexual; this suit was dropped in exchange for a public statement by Davis that Tom Cruise was heterosexual.

I smell something funny here, and it isn't Xenu coming on his spaceship to take all the Scientologists home. Below is a direct quote from a Gay Czech man who claimed on TV he had an affair with Cruise.

During the recent broadcast, Pity told everyone in the house (and hundreds of thousands of TV viewers) that he had sex with Tom Cruise. To quote him:
"When touring the USA with our travesty show, we ended in small Los Angeles cabaret with almost no audience. After the show ended, I went to the bar where I saw really attractive man. At first, it didn't occur to me he's famous. Only after while did I recognize he is Tom Cruise. We talked for a while and then went to the hotel. I don't have to tell you what happened. In the bed, he is excellent lover and also very romantic. We made beautiful and tender love."There you have it.

**TOM CRUISE OILED UP FOR MAN-ON-MAN ACTION**

Step up to the plate Keanu Reeves. Its pretty well known around Hollywood, that Keanu plays for a team (the Pink one).

Keanu, is very private and secretive about his love life, but has been publicly linked with David Geffen and Alan Cummings. To read more about his private marriage to Cummings, see the link below

http://www.joblo.com/index.php?id=3952

He did attract a beard for a while in the form of 60 year old Diane (Leatherneck) Keaton.

To these 3 actors, all I have to say is come clean. 90 percent of us don't care and the other 10 percent who do you definitely don't want them as fans anyway.

Toxic Movie Reviews

Okay, it's review time and this week we have 4 standing films. Let's start with a romantic, comedy The Holiday. This movie has so many problems, I don't even know where to begin. Perhaps what bothered me the most was lack of chemistry. The 4 main players (Cameron Diaz, Jude Law, Kate Winslet, and Jack Black) are all fine actors in their own regard, I'll even go as far as to say Winslet is among the top 10 actresses of today. But, they seem ill-suited lovers in this film. I don't know if I blame the script or them personally for that. The secondary players in this film are also high caliber, so at this point I'm leaning towards the script. Note to producers: spend more time on plot development, and less on cameos. The constant inter-weaving of commercials in Cameron Diaz's life is also pointless and distracting. Altogether, avoid this one and save that 138 mins for watching I Love New York re-runs.

**This movie gets 2 toxic waste barrells out of 10 (AVOID THIS TRASH)**

Ok, let me start out by saying I like and respect Michel Gondry as much as anyone. So many brilliant music videos, Human Nature, and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind come to mind, but this movie is a retread of ideas and trying too hard to be surreal. Sadly, there is a good story underneath, but the pointless Naked Lunch-esque effects make it too hard to find. Gael García Bernal gives a spotless performance.

**This movie gets 4 toxic barrells out of 10(I REALLY WISH I HAD LIKED IT)**

Sad, it's sad Sylvester Stallone didn't write this script 17 years ago so I wouldn't have to endure Rocky V. Jokes aside, this movie has its moments while stopping short of equaling the second installment. Please Mr. Stallone leave at this and let Rocky go gracefully into the night. Hopefully you made enough off of this to generate interest in that Rambo 4 script you've been shopping around Hollywood for the past year (That's not a joke).

**This movie gets 5 toxic barrells out of 10(PURELY FOR STUPID ENTERTAINMENT VALUE)**

For my retro pick, check out The Squid and The Whale. A touchingly, realistic movie from Noah Baumbach showing the effects of divorce and separation on a family in the mid 80's. Jeff Daniels is at his best since probably Terms Of Endearment, Laura Linney shows an on-screen realism rarely matched, and William Baldwin (the one from Backdraft) and Anna Paquin provide the comic relief. The real stars here though are the young actors. Owen Kline (son of Phoebe Cates and Kevin Kline) and Jesse Eisenberg (from Roger Dodger) carry the movie and do a fine job of portraying childhood disillusionment. Another thing of note, is how well Baumbach captures the feel of the eighties. Notice the Tangerine Dream montages with Owen Kline (very reminiscent of Risky Business) to see what I mean. Altogether, a triumph.

**This movie gets 7 toxic barrells out of 10(YOU SHOULD HAVE THIS IN YOUR COLLECTION)**

Adam "Pacman" Jones - Football Player or Thug Prince of Nashville?

These are the many faces of Adam "Pacman" Jones. An "alledgedly" talented player for the NFL football team the Tennessee Titans. Recently though, Pacman's lengthy rap-sheet has been a national conversation piece. Today, we'll determine who the real Pacman is. Lets start with his rap sheet:

10/04/03: Jones was sentenced to one year in jail following a bar fight in which he beat another student with a pool cue, while he was a student at West Virginia University, but the sentence was suspended and he was placed on two years probation.

4/27/05: Adam "Pacman" Jones was at Club Blaze in Conley, Ga., around 3 a.m. ET on April 27 when officers responded to a fight involving two women. Andrea Akins, a supervisor at the club, told police she was punched in the mouth by a woman who was with Jones. But she later told police the woman "had nothing to do with the altercation," a police report said.

7/13/05: The Tennessee Titans' top draft pick, Adam "Pacman" Jones, was arrested Wednesday on charges of assault and felony vandalism stemming from a nightclub altercation. Jones surrendered to Nashville police at Titans headquarters Wednesday morning. Jones was in handcuffs, a white T-shirt and light blue exercise pants when he appeared smiling before a night court commissioner, who set bond at $7,000. The charges included one felony vandalism charge and two misdemeanor counts of assault.

9/5/05: The annual Nashville Sports Council Kickoff Luncheon was held at the Renaissance Hotel. Among the 800 guest was none other than Pacman Jones ... later that evening Jones was counseled for a loud verbal tantrum when he was told to wait in line for his vehicle. He also refused to pay for any valet services used that evening.

10/25/05: In a petition filed by the state, it was alleged that Jones has not made regular and sufficient contact with his probation officer and that he did not report his July arrest in Nashville in a timely fashion.

4/11/06: Nine people were arrested on suspicion of having roles in two major drug rings that trafficked cocaine and marijuana in Sumner and Davidson counties, including a Nashville man with possible ties to Tennessee Titans cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones, authorities said yesterday.
Officers from Davidson and Sumner counties seized 1,653 pounds of marijuana, 128 pounds of cocaine, more than 20 vehicles and $608,000, police said.

4/18/06: Police say Pacman was one of 12 or more people that gathered at a gas station in Nashville when a fight broke out and gunshots were fired.
A surveillance camera shows that Pacman was identified as being in the crowd and he confirmed that fact to police.

8/23/06: Jones was also accused of simple assault by Toya Garth, who said Jones spit in her face. Garth said Jones "got very close to her and spit in her face, and which point she stated she spit back in his face,'' according to statement taken by police.
After Jones was asked to leave, police said he began yelling profanities and was arrested by Officer Matt Baldwin.

"Mr. Jones was given several opportunities to leave, he just wouldn't do it,'' Lt. Alvin Baird said. "As he was leaving he hung out the passenger side of the vehicle and began yelling profanities at the security at Sweetwater Saloon, and he put us in a place where we had to do something. Jones was also said to have bloodshot eyes and a strong odor of alcohol.
He was placed under arrest for disorderly conduct and public drunkenness.

10/26/06: Jones was cited for misdemeanor assault for allegedly spitting in the face of a female student from Tennessee State University during a private party at Club Mystic, a Nashville nightclub. He was suspended by the Titans for one game and was scheduled to be booked on the charge on November 17, 2006.

2/18/07: During the 2007 NBA All-Star Game weekend in Las Vegas (Feb. 16-18, 2007), Jones is alleged to have been involved in an altercation with an exotic dancer at a local strip club. According to the club's co-owner, Jones approached the stage with a garbage bag filled with approximately $81,000 in one-dollar bills. Jones proceeded to throw the money into the air over the exotic dancers for a dramatic effect, an act known as "making it rain". Becoming enraged when one of the dancers began taking the money without his permission, Jones grabbed her by her hair and slammed her head on the stage. A security guard intervened and scuffled with members of Jones' entourage of half a dozen people, during which time Jones allegedly bit the guard on the lower leg. Jones then allegedly threatened the guard's life. After the patrons of the club exited, the club owner says a person in Jones' entourage returned with a gun and fired into a crowd, hitting three people, including the security guard involved in the earlier skirmish. Although the guard was shot twice, one of the people hit, former professional wrestler Tommy Urbanski, was paralyzed from the waist down. Jones maintains that he did not know the shooter, although the club's owner insists that Jones did know the shooter.

More trouble followed Jones after the altercation, when drug dealer Darryl Moore reported to the police after being busted during a deal about his phone conversations with Jones. "We gotta slow down, man. We gotta get him focused on football, man. He's focused on too much other shit," Moore said. Wiretapped phone conversations between Moore and his friends revealed Moore talking about how Jones bet on college games to earn quick money. "You know, I was talkin' to him the other day about smokin', and he was like ‘man, if I didn't smoke I couldn't take all the stress that I'm dealing with right now,'" Moore said.

3/11/07: Tennessee cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones has drawn the attention of authorities again. This time police arrested a man for threatening him with a pocket knife.
Police arrested Clayton Smith of Spring Hill on Friday night after he pulled the knife on Jones at a bowling alley. Smith "threatened to beat up Mr. Jones and to use the knife on him," said Franklin police detective Stephanie Cisco, who was at the Franklin Family Entertainment Center when the incident occurred around 10:15 p.m.

Okay, we've got 11 incidents with police, in roughly 4 years. Sorry to say, but thats a heck of alot of coincidence. I'm not so sure that Pacman's necessarily a bad guy, he's just keeping it real for the rest of us. Below is a picture of the West Virginia yokel he supposedly beat with a pool cue. From what I understand the gentleman (inbreeder) was interrupting a game to try to play air guitar with the cue and the rest is a big misunderstanding.

As far as the two women fighting, what is a clasier move than not hitting a woman, but getting another woman to do it for you (stone-cold pimpin).

That supposed nightclub altercation, he just had some words with the owner because they didn't sell Schlitz Malt Liquor. Here's his quote from the conversation, "How you supposed to run a successful business, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor! You ain't representin'! You ain't keepin' it real! " So true Pacman, so trill.

Not paying valet? Why should he pay, I heard Park That Azz, and theres not one slamming track on the whole disc.

As far as being linked to drug trafficing, who doesn't have a few shady friends in their past. Here are a few of mine:

These are my friends Pablo, Kate, and Tony. They've been accused of some pretty bad things too. But I don't believe any of it, cause people are jealous of how they're livin.

All of this spitting in people's faces is misunderstood too. Pacman traced his ancestry to the Malajimbu tribe of southern Africa.

It is customary for the males of this tribe to pick out their wife by spitting on the most desirable female. Just look below at the happy recipient.

"Making it rain" on some strippers, who doesn't have that on their top 10 list of things to do before they die.

Lots of my friends bring firearms to strip clubs. It's all in a night of fun for us. Don't give me that Pacman hangs with a rough crowd, just look below at his posse.

These look like a bunch of non-threatening fellas from the hood. So give Pacman a break, he's trying to show us how life really is on the mean and dirty streets of Nashville. Trust me, I've been to that Family Fun Center in Franklin, TN and its full of gangstas and killas, not nice guys like Pac and the Murda Squad (name for his friends club). Remember being a hustla ain't all beeyotches and cristal.