10 Fast Food Items Even Morgan Spurlock Won't Eat

As the week draws to a close, almost half of American families throw the cooking mit in the kitchen drawer, and decide to head out to fast food chains to feed the family. So what are the worst fast foods? Well, after researching this with USA Today, and Sally Wadyka from MSN health and Fitness, we present The Toxic 10 Fast Food Rankings.

10.) McDonald’s Deluxe Breakfast - This trough of trash includes eggs, sausage, pancakes smothered in syrup and margarine, hash browns and a biscuit. By themselves, not so bad. Added together, a grand total of 1,220 calories, 550 of them from fat, including 17 grams of saturated fat. Just enough to make your colon McSpastic.

9.) Burger King’s Triple Whopper With Cheese - A regular Whopper With Cheese already delivers 760 calories, 47 grams of total fat including 16 grams of saturated fat. But when you triple it up, this meal tips the scales at 1,230 calories and 82 grams of fat including 32 grams of saturated fat. On top of that, recently Burger King has experienced a drop in sales that has led to store closures and a new hip advertising campaign. For some reason I don't think it will work.

8.)Taco Bell Fiesta Taco Salad - People think healthy when they hear "salad." This deep-fried bowl of bullshit packs 860 calories, 46 grams of total fat, 14 grams of which are saturated fat.

No wonder they have gained this nickname:

Also in recent news, here's what Taco Bell's most

well known spokesperson had to say about their

hiring practices:

7.) Stuffed Crust Meat Lover’spie - Two slices of this will stuff you with 1,000 calories, 82 grams of total fat, 22 grams of it saturated. When asked to comment on this Pizza Hut officials directed us to spokeswoman Jessica Simpson who (while shamelessly ad-hawking away what little shreds of dignity she has left) replied, "Stuffed!! I don't eat stuffing cause they kill turkeys to make it." I guess those puppies are getting harder to cover up every day.

6.) Cinnabon Caramel Pecanbon - This gooey pastry packs 1,100 calories and 56 grams of fat, while providing virtually no worthwhile nutrients. I personally have never tried this, but I found 1 gracious lady who eats at the Cinnabon in Inbreederville, West Virginia:

For some reason, I'm passing on trying this one.

5.) Boston Market chicken pot pie - Contains 750 calories and 46 grams of fat, including 14 grams of the saturated sort. After speaking with marketing though, it was revealed this was due to the use of mutated chickens:

that they have since quit buying from this man (More on him later):

4.) Subway 6-inch Double Meat Classic Tuna - Which, thanks to lots of artery-clogging cheese and mayonnaise, packs 790 calories, 55 grams of fat, including 16 grams of saturated fat. Here is Jared (The Subway Guy) Fogle who has been eating 2 of these a day for the past 4 months.

3.) Domino’s ExtravaganZZa Feast deep-dish pizza - This comes loaded with pepperoni, ham, a secret meat sauce, green pepper, onion, black olives, mushrooms, sausage, beef and extra cheese. That might help explain why it also comes with 860 calories, 46 grams of fat and 17 grams of saturated fat in just two slices. Below we see country singer Julie Roberts unveiling in Times Square for Dominos Pizza what they use to make the secret meat sauce:

2.) The KFC Mashed Potato Bowl With Gravy - This unhealthy choice contains 690 calories and 31 grams of fat, nine of them saturated. It is said that KFC officials have been using the proceeds from sales of this to finance a cloning project of the frozen remains of Colonel Harland Sanders ( Noted historian Stuart McKenzie has theorized that Colonel Sanders was not only involved as part of a theoretical "Pentavirate" that controlled every form of media in the world, but also placed an addictive chemical in his chicken that caused eaters to crave it "fortnightly")

Below are never before seen photos of the cloning results:

1.) Dairy Queen Caramel CheeseQuake Blizzard - Eat this and you're spooning up a whopping 1,290 calories, 500 of those calories come from fat, including 39 grams of saturated fat. Dairy Queen vehemently denied this and offered to show us in the backroom how one of their underage, teenage employees actually makes this blizzard.

**Honorable Mentions**

Carl Jr.'s/Hardees Six Dollar Bacon Cheese Burger - Listen to this line-up, calories: 1009, calories from fat: 619, total fat: 69 grams, saturated fat: 28 grams, cholesterol: 155 milligrams, sodium: 1824 milligrams, carbohydrates: 52 grams, fiber: 3 grams, sugars: 12 grams, protein: 44 grams, and last but not least, 15,000 PPM of bacteria from being rubbed on Paris Hilton's privates.

As far as what can be done about the morons who buy these foods, unfortunately not much. As far as the heartless corporations who sell this food (crap) to the uninformed (mindless rednecks, shut-ins, fatasses), hopefully they'll get theirs soon.