Pat O'Brien - Hypocritical, Cokehead, Scumbag or Nice Guy?

This is in honor of pillar of society (maggot pusswad) Pat O'Brien. Longtime voice of CBS sports but better known as former host of syndicated The Insider and frequent correspondent on Access Hollywood and Entertainment Tonight (cheap news rags). Pat has been frequently targeted by comedians lampooning his nasal voice (by-product of cocaine use), bushy moustache (porn-stache), and seemingly desperate on-camera attempts appear to be "hip". O'Brien has been parodied or targeted on shows like The Simpsons, Home Movies, The Howard Stern Show, South Park, The Soup, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Best Week Ever, The Opie and Anthony Show, The Boondocks, Cheap Seats, The Showbiz Show with David Spade, and by Jimmy Fallon on Saturday Night Live. On March 20, 2005, O'Brien issued a written statement announcing that he had been admitted to a rehab facility for alcoholism. Around the announcement of O'Brien entering rehab, a string of sexually graphic (and embarrassing) voicemail messages that allegedly contained O'Brien's voice started to make the rounds, particularly within the internet community and on the Howard Stern Show, where they were used to make prank phone calls. The drunk dialing incident entailed O'Brien leaving repeated intoxicated phone messages upon the cellular voicemail box of an undisclosed female. Some of the calls are believed to have been made to Access Hollywood's Shaun Robinson (Hot college-grad who likes blow and apparently not Pat O'Brien).

Below, you can listen to these messages (tweaked up, social ingrate, trying to get laid). Be warned, this isn't pretty.

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On May 4, 2005, O'Brien was interviewed by talk show therapist Phil McGraw (Oprah's porch monkey),

which was featured during a prime time special on CBS. He disclosed the reasons behind his alcohol and drug abuse, as well as his experiences during rehabilitation. O'Brien also expressed remorse for the voicemail incident and apologized for what his substance abuse did to his family.
O'Brien returned to The Insider the next day.

Obviously, since he returned to work the next day and acted like nothing happened, O'Brien learned nothing. Another priviliged W.A.S.P. (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) who believes life is like an episode of Maury Povich (don't even get me started on Satan incarnate, I'll save him for a later post). Now, you're probably saying "Hey Toxie, how do you know he's a hipocite and didn't learn his lesson?" Here's an excerpt from him recently grilling Tara Conner (Miss USA/cokehead/Girl Gone Wild in training/Trump puppet)

O'Brien: Have you done cocaine?

CONNER: I have had substance abuse problems.

O'Brien: Have you done cocaine?

CONNER: I have done cocaine, yeah.

O'Brien: So, how does it feel to say it?

CONNER: It gets it off my chest. And to be honest with you, at first, I kind of held back on it a little bit, but there's no sense in it, because luckily, the great thing about getting everything out and being completely open and honest about things, it frees me from it. So the more that I get it off my chest, the better I feel about myself. It's not healthy for my recovery to...sit here and hold things back.

So where does this self-righteous pig get off grilling a 22 year old girl about her problems? Has this piece of monkey-spunk ever atoned for one thing he's done? Why don't you publicly apologize to your wife Nancy and your daughter? Don't see that happening anytime soon.




As shown in this picture, you seem quite content trolling for strange. So here's to you Pat, you dirty old letch, and here's to us telling the story that The Insider obviously wouldn't touch (because they don't care about the truth just how its edited for TV). I personally can't wait to see that compelling interview with Amy Winehouse where you question her about "reported " cocaine abuse you sack of shit.






























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