To Catch A Predator - Taking The Moral Highground... TO HELL

How many people at this point, can say they haven't witnessed at least one episode of the compelling newsmagazine drama known as Dateline NBC - To Catch A Predator. Quality family viewing at its best (If your part of Pat Buchannan's family). The purpose of this "happy" little show is to catch online predators (sick, sexual deviant, perverts) as they attempt to chat up underage boys and girls(harlots, lolitas, jezebels). Let's get an idea of how this works:

Sick, middle age, pervert gets computer:

Pervert figures out that there are these "wondrous" and "magical" places called chat rooms. Here, they are free from being socially awkward, unattractive, or morally reserved (i.e. they can be as nasty as they wanna be).

Pervert then logs into chat room for kids and tries to solicit sex (or in some cases submission and/or domination, but we'll get to that later):

Now, here is where things get sketchy. Sometimes these pervs will talk for weeks to the kids even sending incriminating photos of themselves:

NBC has hired at this point a the crack, professional, watchdog team known only as Perverted Justice:

These lonely, ever-vigilant, crimefighters chat up the pervs and attempt to talk them into a meeting at a house lined with cameras from Dateline NBC.

So once the pedophile is aroused enough by the chat loser to take a crack at a meeting, he drives to the house where an actor (starving, junkie voted most school spirit in high school) hired by NBC is waiting inside. But little do the pervs know that lurking inside is a threat greater than any pedophile dare dream.

The one, the only...Chris Hansen

He cannot be bought or reasoned with, he lets them know with a wagging finger that they are sick and disgusting. Just take a look at this murderer's row lineup of shocked deviants:

At this point Chris Hansen reveals to them who he is and who he is with, and that he has a weblog of their entire chat. Most don't want to face the music, and make a dash for the door...but waiting on the other side are kind, considerate, and gentle officers of the law. These officers stop them only for their own protection and safety.

Now the pervs are taken to jail, interviewed an charged. Some of my personal faves are the Jewish rabbi with an unholy love for little boys that only a Catholic priest could sympathize with:

**David "Assclown Rabbi" Kaye**

and a Texas District Attorney for Rockwell County, who shot himself in the head rather than have to talk to Chris Hansen.

**Bill "the Butt-Pirate DA"Conradt Jr.**

I find it uplifting that the same channel that glorifies a rich, real-estate pimp (Donald Trump) who said and I quote, "...although she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her..” about his barely out of her teens daughter; seems to care so much about protecting the youth from dirty old men. So in closing, here's what we've learned today:

1.) One of the brothers from Hanson finally landed a job

on Dateline NBC, where he catches dangerous internet

predators. Thank God he doesn't sing MMMBop at the

end of each segment.

2.) If you're an overweight, badly-dressed, balding,

middle-aged man who has nothing better to do than chat

on the internet all day, apply for a job at Perverted Justice. At

least you get paid for it.

3.) If someone identifies themself as under the age of

18 while chatting, don't offer to give them a "rim-job" or

"toss their salad" cause it's a class 2 felony. Not hard to

understand.

4.) Rabbis are just as dangerous as priests. I mean

they circumcise and think Jackie Mason is funny.

If you need more proof, just look at the picture to

the right. Would you really let him with a knife

play with your son's privates. EWWWW!